(Dogan) GUYS, STORY TIME

(This is a random conversation that I stumbled across)

(Dogan) So my teacher's friend's friend or something
(Dogan) She was dogsitting one day
(Dogan) Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
(Nightryde) how embarrassing
(Dogan) SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
(Dogan) She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a SUITCASE
(Dogan) She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
(Zeelot) oh mannnn
(Dogan) This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
(Dogan) "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
(Dogan) lady replies "just some computer things"
(Dogan) the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
(Nightryde) AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???