Cripple Guy V.S. Overweight Drunk Hick

Well it is a sad day when you hear screams coming from behind your store. Then the next thing you see a cripple guy run around the front of your store, followed by a well rounded hillbilly. Winded the hillbilly had to stop chasing turn around and get back in his truck.

It turns out that the hillbilly was drunk and started yelling insults to the cripple guy. The cripple guy waddled up and punched the hillbilly in the face. They proceeded to scream various insults at each other. Threatening to sick his dog on the cripple guy the hillbilly started to open his door to get out and give the cripple a good ole fashion country butt woopin. As the hillbilly was trying to open his door the cripple guy slammed it shut again. This happened several times until the cripple turned and ran in a way that only a cripple could run. That's when I saw the pair chasing each other around the front of my building. Seconds later the large drunken hick came waddling by on his way back to his truck.

For the next hour or two the hillbilly and his dog were patrolling the streets in search of the cripple man. The cripple guy being my friend I didn't want the hillbilly to find him. Thankfully he didn't.

If there is a moral to this story I do not know what it may be. Leave me a message if you have any clue/insight on what it is.

monk

THIS JUST IN!!
Come to find out a week later, the overweight drunk guy was an off duty Police Officer! Wow talk about some guts. That is a sticky situation. The new moral of the story is dont pop someone in the face unless you know if they are a police officer or not.