(Dogan) GUYS, STORY TIME

(This is a random conversation that I stumbled across)

(Dogan) So my teacher's friend's friend or something
(Dogan) She was dogsitting one day
(Dogan) Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
(Nightryde) how embarrassing
(Dogan) SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
(Dogan) She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a SUITCASE
(Dogan) She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
(Zeelot) oh mannnn
(Dogan) This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
(Dogan) "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
(Dogan) lady replies "just some computer things"
(Dogan) the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
(Nightryde) AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???

Chisilo is a buddy of mine that started making cartoons about me. This is #1 in the series. I will post the rest later on, so keep checking for new comics!

Could I get in trouble for this?

WOW

Christmas break has been great. I didn't get any extra days off (besides the weekends). That kinda stinks. It is not cool when both of your roommates have a week and a half off from work, and you don't get any days off. Since they are off I end up staying up late, watching movies and hanging out. Then am really tired the next morning for work. Not a good way to start the day.


WOW is a good game. For those of you who don't know I play World of Warcraft. The single most time consuming and addicting game ever created. I think that it could be proven that WOW is more addictive than Crack. I found out that it is the single most played game of its type. Hundreds of thousands of people across the world are playing it as we speak.


"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?" "They moved around the living room furniture without telling her"


A friend gave me a book for Christmas that is full of tasteless jokes like that one. There are three or four chapters just on Helen Keller. Heres another one.


"How does Helen Keller drive?" "With one hand on the wheel and one hand on the road"


Because these jokes are so incredibly insensitive I am not going to reveal this friends true identity. Because you may all want to kill him, because of his insensitivity.


Have a good week.